meredith stepien’s tummy in twisted
i haven’t checked snapchat all day
and now I remember why
the things I’d do to the person who’d get me this.. unspeakable.
aw man I thought they’re marbles..
There are two kinds of people
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
she’s always doing this.
it doesn’t even belong to us!
I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHIGN BECAUSE WHEN I WAS 9 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL WAS A COUGAR SO I WOULD GOOGLE PICTURES OF COUGARS SO I COULD TRY TO DRAW THEM AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED WHEN I WOULD GET WEIRD LOOKING PICTURES OF MIDDLE AGED WOMEN AND I JUST REALIZED WHY
well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors
respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised
calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you
I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN
The sandwich artist got arrested for pubic misconduct when he flashed his paninis